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		<title>Hey, Joe</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:30:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s challenge was to make an unlikable character the protagonist. I think I can handle that. To read more, go spend some time over here: Chuck Wendig’s Flash Fiction Challenge: The Unlikable Protagonist But also, while you&#8217;re here, go read my story from the challenge from two weeks ago, where we had to do [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldestgenxer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10646594&amp;post=1383&amp;subd=oldestgenxer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 01:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I skipped a challenge or two&#8211;I had things going on. But I needed to get back to the writing, so this one came along at just the right time. Chuck&#8217;s Challenge this week was to write something using present tense. Originally I thought of a story about time travel. I think it still is. Chuck [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldestgenxer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10646594&amp;post=1379&amp;subd=oldestgenxer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Waitress In the Sky</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 05:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck&#8217;s Challenge this week was to spin the random wheel on whatever music we listen to, and the first song that comes up, use that as the title. Five hundred words. No other restrictions. I was glad that a song by Paul Westerberg came up. I would have taken any song of his, any at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldestgenxer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10646594&amp;post=1375&amp;subd=oldestgenxer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>eHarmony in the Time of Dysentery</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 03:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck&#8217;s flash fiction challenge this was another subgenre mash-up. I really like these, because I get to explore other kinds of writing. This week, we had to choose any two from this list: Dystopian Sci-Fi, Cozy Mysteries, Slasher or Serial Killer, Lost World, Spy Fiction, and Bodice Ripper. So if I tell you the two [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldestgenxer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10646594&amp;post=1372&amp;subd=oldestgenxer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Ghost of Pizza Past, Redux</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 03:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christmas Eve and of course I am working.  My son is too.  It kind of helped, because if I was going to be there late, they would start without me at home, but if it more than me—like my son, then they would have to wait for us.  Christmas is a family time.  And Domino's—well, Domino's cared about family.  But not employees.  Where is the supervisor?  At home with family.  Where is the director of operations?  Probably at a strip club.  Where is the franchise owner?  Three states away with his family.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldestgenxer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10646594&amp;post=1367&amp;subd=oldestgenxer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Mommy Made Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 06:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is some more flash fiction challenge from Chuck Wendig&#8217;s site &#8220;Terrible Minds.&#8221; I haven&#8217;t done a thousand words for one in a while. The theme this week was to use alliteration in the title, and to NOT write about vampires. Check and check. To see more catch a wave and surf over here: Chuck [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldestgenxer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10646594&amp;post=1357&amp;subd=oldestgenxer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s Gratitude For Ya</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 17:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, I wrote another poem.  It&#8217;s holiday-themed.  Enjoy, or piss off.  Whatev. I have so much to be thankful for As I reflect upon my life I&#8217;m thankful for the challenges That come with all this strife I&#8217;m grateful I don&#8217;t live In 3rd world poverty According to Sally Struthers It would suck monumentally I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldestgenxer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10646594&amp;post=1353&amp;subd=oldestgenxer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Frog Day Afternoon</title>
		<link>http://oldestgenxer.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/frog-day-afternoon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:20:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck had another challenge.  I&#8217;m supposed to be doing something else, I&#8217;m sure of it.  But what the hell, it&#8217;s only a hundred words.  What can happen in a hundred words?  This week, he gave us five words, pick one and use it.  One of the words was &#8220;powder.&#8221;  I didn&#8217;t use that one.  I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldestgenxer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10646594&amp;post=1351&amp;subd=oldestgenxer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Clerks II (With a Donkey Show)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 02:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I wasn&#8217;t ready to look for another job just yet.  I wanted to take some time off&#8211;maybe a week&#8211;and then start looking.  Besides, my cousin Greg was having a party at his house on Saturday, and I *was* going to miss it&#8211; Until the liquor store was sold and I was out of a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldestgenxer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10646594&amp;post=1347&amp;subd=oldestgenxer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Clerks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 02:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I used to be so good at writing in my journal and keeping up with it.  However, I looked back at the last several months&#8217; worth of folders and they are empty.  Have I given up on writing? Actually, no.  I&#8217;ve been writing more.  I&#8217;ve been writing with focus and with a purpose.  Just not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=oldestgenxer.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10646594&amp;post=1343&amp;subd=oldestgenxer&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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