Deez Nuts!

November 4, 2005 at 12:21 PM | Posted in Food and drink | 1 Comment
Pistachios are only expensive because they taste good.  It’s like crack.  If you go to your dealer, and act like you dont really need it, just kinda want some, he won’t charge you too much.  If you keep going back, and he’s got you hooked, he’ll raise the price.  So you need to find a new dealer every time, and act like it’s only your first or second time trying it, and he’ll make you a deal, so you come back.
Following this logic, I need everyone to stop eating pistachios so that the price will come down, and then I can afford them.  Thank you very much for your cooperation.
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