My Morning, in E minor

May 15, 2006 at 9:52 AM | Posted in Riding In Cars With Pizza | 9 Comments
My friend Serena, my Korean friend, I got her a job where I work.  Now we can talk and bullshit and so forth.  When she sends me an email, I know I have to be there for her and listen.  That’s what friends are for.  This is what transpired this morning.
From: Serena 
To: Bryan
I swear… I think I’m getting an arthritis >.<
I have these pain in my heel… that won’t really go away and I been trying to stretch the alkalis tendon…
and my knuckle on my left thumb’s been hurting about a week now…it’s not swollen or anything but it hurts to bend it first thing in the morning and even during the day… but it feels better if I stretch it. (may be it’ the tendon) but it’s also hurts to touch. When I try to grab things with it, it hurts. you know like when I hold a plate… it’s right where the weight lies on your thumb and it hurts like hell for anything to lay there
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From: Bryan 
To: Serena 
you could have meningitis.  You might want to get a cat scan and a spinal tap.
 
or that rare disease I just saw a special on, where all of your sof tissue turns to bone.  Over time, you gradually just turn to stone
 
good luck with that
———–
From: Serena 
To: Bryan 
scarily enough I think I have seen something like that.. no, not your tissues turn in to bone.. BUT I think your bone gets covered in calcium deposit or something… especially the spine…
———–
From: Bryan 
To: Serena 
that’s elephantitis
the other one is different
you could also have an infection from a tick bite.
———–
From: Serena 
To: Bryan 
-.-
 
where am I gonna get a tick bite from? and isn’t that the Lyme disease?
———–
From: Bryan 
To: Serena 
yeah.  that’s it.
 
you might also have Legionaire’s disease.  Have you been near any commercial air conditioning units?
———–
From: Serena 
To: Bryan 
-_-
quit coming up with these nonsense disease >.<
I still think I may have the on set of Arthritis

———–
From: Bryan 
To: Serena Lee-Davis
I’ve heard the early stages of the bubonic plague are much like what you describe. . … .
———–
From: Serena 
To: Bryan
 
whatever
———–
From: Bryan 
To: Serena 
dont breathe on me
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  1. ROFL! Thank you for the laugh! I needed it 🙂
     
    PS my ex once got a ticket for urinating in an empty lot. It was for depositing toxic fluids 🙂

  2. First stage of Psychosis or simply Bryan and Serena (roll eyes). heheheheh, goofs 😛
    How is you? Hope all is o’right :/

  3. That was funny, reminds me of my friend, Greg, who blog-ues (blog + argues) with me regularly on my site!  Hope your week is going well!

  4. That\’s funny!
    Thanks for the Mother\’s Day wishes.  I had a good day!
    Yep, swimming is an important thing for me.  So many bad things can happen and it is much better to be prepared. (The older brother was a good swimmer, it was the undertoe)  The article was in the paper after my sister wrote the paper to tell of the upcoming anniversary.  One reporter was very interested.  He talked to almost everyone in my family.  I think he did a good job.
    Come by my space anytime. 
    The boyfriend that I have now is great and I met him online!
    Take is easy
    SAAM

  5. My ex-husband called yesterday to find out if our son had been vaccinated against chicken pox because he (my ex-) has shingles…I told him to be careful, lots of people end up going blind from it.
     
    (I know, I know, I sound heartless..but that\’s only because I am) 😉

  6. why does none of this surprise me?
     

  7. Poor Serena…hope she gets over the arthritis before you think of some other dreaded disease.  Good laugh!

  8. Oh my gosh I would have been running out of the building to the ER!!! LOL!!! -patti

  9. LOL ur such a punk!
     
    (I love it!)
     
    Hugs,
    ~S4ssy


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