Yo Ho Ho–!

February 25, 2008 at 4:01 PM | Posted in Notes on Society | 2 Comments
I just watched the third Pirates of the Carribean movie….and the ending lacked something.  I needed closure.  I rewrote it.
 
 Elizabeth and the young boy stand on the shore.  As they sun sets, the ship appears.  Will’s hair blows in the wind.  He comes ashore in a small boat. 
  He greets Elizabeth, but is taken aback by the boy.
  "Who’s this?"
  "Our son.  Your son."
  "My son?  How old are you, boy?"
  "Eight, sir."
  "I’ve been gone ten years.  How–"
  "It was an extra long pregnancy.  Rare."  She looked away.
  "Really?  How–"
  "Mum, where’s Polly?  Is she with the baby?"
  "Who’s Polly?  What baby?"
  "My younger sister, sir.  She’s six.  The baby is my sister, too."
  Will eyes Elizabeth with a steely gaze.  She shifts uneasily.  "Well, you know–once every ten years is quite a bit of time.  A woman has needs."  She looked at him.  "And so does a man.  I dare say a man’s needs might be more craven than mine.  How do you make do?"
  Will answered casually, "Oh, yeah…Mermaids."
  Her eyes widened.  "Really?"
  "Yes."  He turned to the side, revealing the boat behind him, and the passenger in it.  "In fact, I was kind of hoping you might be up for a threesome–"
  The mermaid in the boat smiled and waved at her, and flapped her fin.
  Will continued, "After all, this is a special day, and everything.  Once every ten years, you know–"
  "But it’s deviant!  Does this count as bestiality?"
  "I don’t think so."
  "Okay, then."
 
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  1. lol…haven\’t seen it yet…
    *~* :o) always remember to be happy… :o) because you never know who is falling in love with your smile… :o) *~*

  2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!you old fart…oh wait…I\’m older than you.
     
    *crap


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