I Got Your Back

October 25, 2008 at 3:24 AM | Posted in Journal | 1 Comment
  It’s been awhile, so I figured I was due for another email exchange with my friend Serena.  The one I had with CREEP (the committee to re-elect the President, also known as the Events and Morale committee) was more frustrating.  It finally ended with me shutting up, but holding on to a big "I told you so" when this is over.  I sometimes wonder why I am even on the committee.  It’s run by a bunch of women; in fact, most of the committees are all female.  As long as I slide in my input in a subtle manner (like a reach-around) instead of forcefully (like a gang-bang), I can affect logical change and steer the vision.  So I feel like Hillary…
  But this exchange was different.  It started with me emailing a link about a pizza deliver guy in Texas shooting his robbers.

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From: Bryan G. Bushong
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 8:58 AM
To: Serena Lee-Davis
Subject: God Bless Texas

…where you can do this….
 
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,443822,00.html

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From: Serena Lee-Davis
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 9:02 AM
To: Bryan G. Bushong; 
Subject: RE: God Bless Texas

Wait wait wait
I’m ok with the part of him having a license to carry the gun given the job and all but HOW was he defending himself if he shot the dude in the back??

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From: Bryan G. Bushong
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 9:09 AM
To: Serena Lee-Davis
Subject: RE: God Bless Texas

THEY WENT TO ROB him, he pulled the gun, and they changed their mind.  He shot the pussies anyway.

I’ve been robbed before,so I have NO sympathy whatsoever for the bastards.  Scarred me for life.

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From: Serena Lee-Davis
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 9:13 AM
To: Bryan G. Bushong
Subject: RE: God Bless Texas

Yeah, if they changed their mind and ran AWAY from him and he shot them anyways IN THE BACK!! That is NOT self defense. IF they ran away, then His life was not in any danger!
 
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From: Bryan G. Bushong
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 9:17 AM
To: Serena Lee-Davis
Subject: RE: God Bless Texas

I still dont give a shit.

His life was in danger UNTIL he pulled the gun to defend himself.  If he didn’t shoot, they would have changed their mind and realized he wouldnt shoot, and come back and get him.

Sympathy for criminals equals high crime rates.
 
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From: Serena Lee-Davis
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 9:21 AM
To: Bryan G. Bushong
Subject: RE: God Bless Texas

Yeah if he shot them when they decide to rob him then it’s ok. I hate bitches that shoots people in the back. Only a punk ass would do such a thing!

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From: Bryan G. Bushong
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 9:25 AM
To: Serena Lee-Davis
Subject: RE: God Bless Texas

ever had a gun pointed at you?

it’s a different story when it happens to you

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From: Serena Lee-Davis
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 9:40 AM
To: Bryan G. Bushong
Subject: RE: God Bless Texas

No, and you know what? Even if I carried gun around, I wouldn’t shoot them in the BACK!!

He couldn’t shot in the air as a warning. He did NOT have to shoot the dude in the BACK!

And I much as I walk around at night in *supposedly* bad area I have never once had someone come up and want to jack me.

Makes me wonder if I just look scary.

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From: Bryan G. Bushong
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 9:52 AM
To: Serena Lee-Davis
Subject: RE: God Bless Texas

yeah, you do.

and no, he didn’t HAVE to shoot the guy in the back.  That’s just one of the perks of living in Texas.

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From: Serena Lee-Davis
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 9:58 AM
To: Bryan G. Bushong
Subject: RE: God Bless Texas

Hhmm

I got friends in Texas.

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From: Bryan G. Bushong
Sent: Friday, October 24, 2008 9:52 AM
To: Serena Lee-Davis
Subject: RE: God Bless Texas

ask em if they’re packin.  chances are…

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  And yesterday there was a meeting for all of the girls in shipping, but not us two guys, me and Joe.  We were left out.  I said, "Fine, I don’t want to go to your dumb ol girl meeting.  Then I find out why they had the meeting:
  One of the chickas here, Melissa, just found out she was pregnant.  Melissa is one of the recently married–about a month ago.  She had always struck me as a bit of a bitch.  And now she’s pregnant.  I said, "Congratulations!  Do you know who the father is?"

Speaking of kids…

  I have to work at Domino’s for Halloween.  Bummer, I know.  Detroit is bummed about it, I’m sure, because she loves me and wants me around to share with this special holiday which is her favorite.  Que sera sera.  Feeling bitter, I decided what I want to give out on Halloween.  Not candy.  Gift cards.  Gift cards from Target in the denomination of 25 cents each.  Happy Halloween, bitches. 

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  1. It won\’t be the same without you here to make the kids do tricks or answer math questions, but….  oh hell, it\’ll probably be so cold we won\’t get even as many  kids as last year so it doesn\’t matter anyway.love you!


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