Why Florida Is Cool

February 4, 2009 at 1:20 AM | Posted in Riding In Cars With Pizza | Leave a comment
     I read in the news that in Florida retirement communities, the women outnumber the men by 10 to 1.  There is also a big black market for Viagra.  The men must be pretty damn happy.
  When I get older, I want to be a part of that.  I’m gonna have me a Harem.  When I’m 70, I’m going to bang (if that’s the word) a different hot old chick (if that’s the word) every night.  And by night I mean the middle of the afternoon, before the Early Bird Special at Denny’s.
  So the upshot is, I may finally have my opportunity for  a threesome.  The downside, is, of course, that 69 won’t be a position.
  I told my girlfriend all this…and she didn’t laugh.  It wasn’t funny.  In fact, she was indignant.  She said, "Just where–where the hell am I supposed to be?  Dead?"
  I laughed.  "Oh, no hon.  I’m hoping you get Alzheimer’s.  Either way, I won’t have to answer alot of questions."

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