The current financial state

August 21, 2009 at 8:55 PM | Posted in The Corporate World | Leave a comment
I thought I might share a few emails with you from the other day

From: Bryan
To: Serena; Scott; Suzan; Peggy; Pam; Jessica; Johnny; Jennifer; Kimberly;  Erin ; Heather; Heather;
Subject: new loan
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:38 PM

I need someone to give me 55 cents.
OR
I need someone to give me a quarter and someone else to give me 30 cents.
OR
I need three people to each give me a quarter, but only two of them will get a dime back.
OR
I need someone with a generous heart and a short memory to give me a dollar and forget they did it.
I can trade out pennies for you, if you like.  I have plenty.  The machine doesn’t take them; I’ve tried.

Bryan
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From: Heather
To: Bryan
Subject: re:  new loan
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:45 PM

I have some coins if you need.

Heather   
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From: Serena
To: Bryan
Subject: re:  new loan
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:48 PM

I guess I can spot you 55¢

Serena
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From: Bryan
To: Heather
Subject: re:  new loan
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:50 PM

Heather,
That was pretty funny.  Cause, see, I went over to your desk and you weren’t there.  Pretty sneaky.  Anyway, I got money from someone else.  Don’t worry, I’ll hit you up at a later time.  We have enough people in the office that I can beg off of each person one at a time and it only seems to you like I do it once a year.  Your time will come.  Oh yes, your time will come.

Bryan
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From: Scott
To: Bryan
Subject: re:  new loan
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 01:08 PM

Ok.  This sounds like an unsecured loan.  That’s my department.  Well, I’m gonna need your personal info to pull credit.  I will also need your last 2 paystubs and 2008 & 2007 W-2’s.  Once I underwrite the loan, I will give it to Chris P for approval.  It will be a 2 yr loan at 15% interest.  The payment will be too low to calculate.  But don’t let it go into collections.

Scott

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